Sunday, February 08, 2009

The Untouchables

Strauss - 'They can't drop me, I'm the captain.'

Cook - 'They can't drop me, I'm the next captain.'

Bell - 'They can't drop me, I got 28 in the first innings, and look like a million dollars in the nets.'

KP - 'They can drop me if they want, but they'll be burned in effigy if they do.'

Collingwood - 'They can't drop me, I scored a hundred at Edgbaston. Might be time to borrow the 'looking good in the nets' excuse from Bell though.'

Fred - (See KP)

Prior - 'They can't drop me, I scored a fifty in the first innings and didn't drop a catch.'

Broad - 'They can't drop me or I'll tell my Dad.'

Sidebottom - 'They can't drop me, I went for less than 2 an over.'

Harmison - 'They can't drop me or I'll tell Fred.'

Panesar - 'They can't drop me, I've got a lovely action and give an amusing hop when I get a wicket.'

2 comments:

Tony.T said...

Are there any county batsmen... ahem, "knocking the door down with a mountain of runs"?

Mark said...

They've all got tired of waiting Tone.