Strauss - 'They can't drop me, I'm the captain.'
Cook - 'They can't drop me, I'm the next captain.'
Bell - 'They can't drop me, I got 28 in the first innings, and look like a million dollars in the nets.'
KP - 'They can drop me if they want, but they'll be burned in effigy if they do.'
Collingwood - 'They can't drop me, I scored a hundred at Edgbaston. Might be time to borrow the 'looking good in the nets' excuse from Bell though.'
Fred - (See KP)
Prior - 'They can't drop me, I scored a fifty in the first innings and didn't drop a catch.'
Broad - 'They can't drop me or I'll tell my Dad.'
Sidebottom - 'They can't drop me, I went for less than 2 an over.'
Harmison - 'They can't drop me or I'll tell Fred.'
Panesar - 'They can't drop me, I've got a lovely action and give an amusing hop when I get a wicket.'
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Are there any county batsmen... ahem, "knocking the door down with a mountain of runs"?
They've all got tired of waiting Tone.
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