Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Welcome to my Nightmare

An 'All Irritating' XI (Sponsored by Preparation H)

Hershelle Gibbs
Geoff Boycott
Greg Chappell
Javed Miandad
Arjuna Ranatunga (Captain)
Jonty Rhodes
Mark Boucher (Wkt)
Phil Edmonds
Dermot Reeve
Lenny Pascoe
Greg Matthews

12th Man - Kevin Pietersen
Umpire - Shakoor Rana

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Billy Bowden can stand at the other end. Good at his job (like most of the players) but why he felt it necessary to devise a new set of signals is beyond me ... unless, heaven forfend, he is some kind of inadeqate attention-seeking squit.

Anonymous said...

John Bracewell and Pat Symcox sledged above their weight. Both were OK cricketers who had the odd good game or two, but turned a phrase further than they turned their offies.

Anonymous said...

Good to see Chappell G. in the list, too. Wanker.

Verandah Slog is irritating. Not because of anything he says, but because I reckon he's a park tonker who's got lucky. Good to see him dropped.