A Picture of You

Remember Tony Pigott? Onne heralded as the 'next big thing' as a future England fast bowler, he's now resurfaced with the sinecure of 'ECB Inspector of Pitches' - a post held for years by a guy callled Bert Lock, if memory serves.

According to yesterday's Grauniad, here's what Pigott made of the Trent Bridge pitch where 20 wickets fell in a day on Thursday: -

"The bounce was inconsistant, but not consistently inconsistent."

Job done!